Smarter

Eamon Friel Cop. Con.

I am getting smarter
Today’s IQ is up a quarter
They say my mind is getting bigger
From finding room for each new fact and figure

He’s psychophysiologically unique
He’s twice as smart as what he was last week
It’s all to do with my constitution
I’m the next stage of evolution

People bring me questions
And my response comes with suggestions
That I arrived at most astutely
That solve your problem they say ABSOLUTELY!

The doctors stopped their suture
To tell me I’m the future
They checked me over intraveneous
Ze missing link! Zat’s vat you are! Vy! You’re a genius!