My Brother’s Turned Into A Yank

Eamon friel Cop.Con.

Ah it can’t be denied that he’s all Yankified
On his teeshirt it says call me Hank
Strategise verbalise French fries and boys oh boys
My brother’s turned into a Yank

Up at the airport we met him and realized
He’s an American now
Only out in the states two wet weeks with his mates
Hi! Howdy Do! Holy Cow!
Yes sir he’s an American now

Back to the house we went him and his Yanky drawl
Everything’s Yup Nope And Aint
And he looks at the home he’s left two months to roam
Wow! He says Wow! It’s so quaint
Fan mah brow he says Wow! It’s so quaint

My Ma had to fill in the census form yesterday
Family members there’s Frank
Me and Sally And Matt and one more after that
She just wrote down and the Yank
That’s the words that she wrote and the yank

Breakfast is like an American movie
Strangest thing you ever saw
For he says to my Da in the kitchen Mar Dhea
Eggs over easy there Paw
And my Da says you’re getting them raw